There Will Be A Bunch Of Strippers Demonstrating How To Shovel Snow In Front...
FYI. For Immediate Release: Topless Cheetah Club Dancers from NYC’s Newest Adult Venue To Show Mayor Bloomberg and Commissioner John Doherty How To Shovel Snow The Girls Vow To Get The Job Done...
View ArticleCorrection: There WERE INDEED Strippers Shoveling Snow** In Front Of The...
They just got a late start. Evidence of their hard work after the jump and yes, it’s most certainly NOT SAFE FOR WORK, unless you work at a firm where looking at women sans tops is cool. **Shoveling...
View ArticleHow Many Times Will The Nasdaq Get Rejected By The NYSE Before It Stops Asking?
So far we’re up to two rejections and, in the instance of the last one, the NYSE didn’t feel the need to let the Nasdaq down gently. NYSE Euronext’s board unanimously reaffirmed its commitment to the...
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Area Man Likens Almost Buying Shares Of Facebook To Near-Death Experience
The Facebook IPO left some investors seething. For Jared White, it left him feeling very lucky. “I seriously got struck by lightning and survived,” the 31-year-old Austin, Texas, trader said of his...
View ArticleSo Things Hit A Rough Patch And Facebook Is Ready To Throw In The Towel?
Is that how it is? NYSE Euronext and Facebook have exchanged phone calls and e-mails about the possibility of the company switching its listing from Nasdaq OMX Group, according to a person familiar...
View ArticleThe Underwriters Weren’t The Only Ones Stabilizing Facebook When It Opened
There is much to ponder about Nasdaq’s slow-moving plans to compensate the people it screwed by taking its time confirming trades on the day Facebook opened.* Here’s a fun thing I didn’t quite...
View ArticleNasdaq Officials Are Sorry About The Whole…Y’Know
They’ve reviewed the tapes and it appears an apology is in order. Robert Greifeld said he and other Nasdaq Stock Market officials “owe the industry an apology” for the exchange’s technical problems...
View ArticleUBS Not Sweating The Small Stuff
UBS is sitting on losses that could be as high as $350 million stemming from its investment in the Facebook initial public offering, and is preparing legal action against Nasdaq as a result, people...
View ArticleNasdaq Officials Would Just Like To Point Out That Anyone Who Lost Money As A...
Oh you can try a lawsuit but, historically speaking, it won’t do shit. Nasdaq is sending a message to firms weighing lawsuits related to trading losses in Facebook’s initial public offering: winning...
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Otherwise Robust UBS Earnings Dragged Down By Inability To Buy And Sell Stocks
UBS announced earnings today and I tell you, it is hard work to get people to focus on the strong fundamentals of your business when you keep distracting them with enormous screw-ups. Today’s: Due to...
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Some People Should Be Happy That Nasdaq Screwed Up The Facebook IPO
A nice thing about IPOs is that they end: you work for months on pitching and executing a deal, you write hundreds of pages of documents, you embark on a roadshow with tiny planes and slovenly CEOs,...
View ArticleOops, Again: Bargain Basement Edition
You know those technical issues that the stock exchanges were having a little while back? They’re still here. Continue reading »Follow Dealbreaker on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: NASDAQ,...
View ArticleRunning Exchanges Is Too Hard, Exchange Chiefs Say
U.S. exchanges have become a handful to handle. It seems that all of the order types they’ve instituted over the years to keep customers and regulators happy may have had the opposite result. But it’s...
View ArticleNasdaq Will Have to Stick to Just Running an Exchange (And Whatever Else It’s...
If you had hoped to do some high-frequency trading directly at the Nasdaq, we have some unfortunate news. Continue reading »Follow Dealbreaker on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: algorithms,...
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Nasdaq To Merge Two Businesses That Probably Shouldn’t Have Been Two Business...
Its dreamed-for high-frequency trading empire in ruins, Nasdaq is turning elsewhere. Continue reading »Follow Dealbreaker on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: mergers, NASDAQ, Robert Greifeld
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Nasdaq Developing Exciting New Way To Lose All Your Money On Tech Stocks
As everyone knows, the well-trodden path for technology startups starts in a garage, runs through angel rounds and seed rounds and other preciously named rounds of venture capital investments, and ends...
View ArticleNYSE Euronext Deal Off
The Big Board will not, after all, be selling itself its tiny minority stake in an Indian commodities exchange. It seems, like the Euronext part of NYSE Euronext, nobody wanted it. Continue reading...
View ArticleWasn’t Landing The Facebook IPO Supposed To Make Money For The Nasdaq?
In a word, yes. In two words, yes, but… Nasdaq OMX Group Inc.’s (NDAQ) first-quarter earnings dropped 51%, weighed down by outlays related to the botched Facebook Inc. (FB) stock-market debut and...
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Infinite Loop Of Facebook IPO Stories Caused By Actual Infinite Loop During...
Remember when Facebook IPOed last May and it was a mess? Today the SEC released its amusing order fining Nasdaq $10 million for the mess and explaining what happened. Some computers were having a...
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Poll: Should Nasdaq Be More Embarrassed About A) Screwing Up The Facebook IPO...
The Post is thinking it’s gotta be B… It doesn’t get much more embarrassing than this. Nasdaq — which is still red-faced from its bungling of Facebook’s market debut last year — will have to determine...
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